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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:47 pm

I am going to presume these go here. As they may be long, use the spoilers tag.

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▼: uH, hELLO
▲: Hello.
▼: wHAT IS, uH, uP?
▲: Not a lot. You?
▼: uH, nOTHING MUCH, aT ALL
▲: If there were, neither of us would probably be on zingled, I guess.
▼: bUT, uH, i GUESS THAT IS, eXPECTED, dUE TO,,,
▼: yEAH,,,
▲: How are you feelin'?
▼: uH, oKAY, jUST, uH, tRYING TO, uH, sPEND TIME, sO AS, tO BE ENTERTAINED
▼: i'M NOT VERY ENTERTAINING THOUGH, uH, uNFORTUNATELY
▲: Same. I've got to stay up all night, so I'll be here for a while.
▲: And you're doing fine, we're just two people with unexciting lives.
▲: Not everyone can be an action hero.
▼: oH, uH, i SUPPOSE THAT IS, tRUE }: )
▼: wHAT IS YOUR NAME?
▼: mINE IS, uH, tAVROS
▲: Mine is Cliff.
▲: Nice name, by the way.
▲: Unique.
▼: oH, tHAT IS, a PRETTY COOL NAME
▼: oH, uH, tHANK YOU!
▲: It reminds me of bulls, and bulls are badass.
▼: uH, hOW OFTEN, dO YOU GO ON HERE?
▲: More than I should.
▼: yEAH, wELL, uH, i DEFINATELY LIKE, mY LUSUS, tINKERBULL
▲: That sounds like a pretty awesome lusus.
▲: Those are your alien parents right.
▼: uH, kIND OF
▼: tHEY ARE, lIKE, gUARDIANS, wHO, uH, tAKE CARE OF US, kIND OF
▲: So adoptive parents.
▼: bUT i ACCIDENTALLY, uH, rAN HIM OVER, wITH MY WHEELCHAIR }: (
▲: Oh. Sad
▲:
▲: I assume he is dead?
▲: And not just like, pissed?
▼: yES, uH, hE IS, dEFINITELY DEAD
▲: That's too bad. I'm sure his ghost forgives you, though.
▲: Wheel chairs can be dangerous.
▼: oH, uH, i DIDN'T KNOW, hE, uH, hAD A GHOST
▼: yEAH, UH, sOMETIMES, eVEN FOR ME, rIDING IN THEM
▲: He might not, he might. I don't know how ghosts work.
▲: But if he does, I am sure he forgives you.
▼: mE NEITHER
▲: When your kids goof up, you gotta forgive them.
▲: You can't stay mad forever, even if they killed you.
▼: yEAH, wELL, uH, i STILL FEEL PRETTY BAD
▲: Which is understandable, but it wasn't really your fault.
▲: Things happen.
▼: aLL OF MY, uH, fRIENDS' LUSUS'S DIED, bUT, uH, iT WASN'T THEIR FAULT
▼: bUT, uH, tHANK YOU
▲: That sounds like some curse shit.
▲: But, look, it still wasn't your fault, especially if there was a curse.
▼: oH, uH, tHANK YOU!
▼: tHAT IS, uH, oDDLY SPECIFIC
▲: Oh?
▼: wELL, UH, ONE OF, mY FRIENDS, oUR LEADER, aCTUALLY, cLAIMED IT HAPPENED, bECAUSE OF A CURSE
▲: Curses are likely when everyones parents kick the bucket at once.
▼: uH, yES, tHAT MAKES SENSE
▲: A whole bunch of healthy lusii don't die for no reason, man.
▲: Unless there is a curse.
▲: Or a suicide pact.
▼: oH, uH, tHAT IS, a VERY SCARY THOUGHT
▲: That all your parents set up a suicide pact?
▲: "uHHH, i'M JUST, tAVROS' GUARDIAN, aND STUFF, aND i'M, fEELING, rEALLY DEPRESSED, sO i'M JUST GOING TO, lIE DOWN INFRONT OF, tHIS CHAIR, aND WAIT FOR HIM TO, mOVE FORWARD, iF i DIDN'T HAVE, hOOVES, i'D WRITE A, sUICIDE NOTE,"
▲: ...Too soon?
▲: Too soon. Sorry. D:
▼: oH, uH, wOW
▼: tHAT IS
▼: i HAVE TO GO
▼: uH
▲: I'm sorry, kid. D:
▼: oH GOG
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This one got fanart, which I found in a /co/ thread. Never been so happy in my life.


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▲: Speak, boy.
▼: hey do you like wwhales
▲: Oh boy.
▼: i got so many fuckin wwhales
▲: It's the fish one.
▲: I am neither for or against whales.
▼: its good to sea someone knowws royalty wwhen they sea it
▼: wwhos this anywway
▲: Some guy, using Zingled.
▲: That's all.
▼: wwell thats a little creepy
▲: Yes, it is.
▲: Teenage trolls are my fetish, you see.
▲: I go on here to convince you buggers to meet me at McDonalds.
▲: So I can kidnap you and do awfu- I mean wait what.
▲: Want to go to McDonalds.
▼: wwell
▼: i dunno i wwas a little put off there at first but
▲: I'll buy you a McFish.
▼: sure wwhy not
▼: you got a matesprit
▲: No, I don't.
▼: awwesome me neither
▲: Wait, you're into this, aren't you?
▼: and wwhat if i am
▲: I mean, you're into this non-romantic, uncle-y thing we're doing at McDonalds.
▼: wwell if thats wwhat you wwanna call it
▲: That seems less likely to be picked up by the FBI.
▼: i dunno wwhat an uncle is though
▲: It's like, your father's brother.
▲: Who buys you sandwiches and candy.
▼: that sounds pretty nice
▲: Yes, and sometimes the pants come of- I mean wait what, it's mostly candy, yeah.
▼: wwait are you tellin me to take off my pants
▲: If you want. I'm not like, going to stop you.
▼: wwell wwhat if i wwant to
▲: Man, this is a free motherfucking country; we can take off our pants if we want to.
▲: I should close the blinds now.
▼: maybe ill just sit here wwith no pants i mean its pretty wwarm anywway
▲: Yes, yes it is. So warm.
▼: is it hot wwhere you are too
▲: Oh so very hot.
▼: wwhat are you wwearin
▲: ...Wait what.
▲: You're not a normal little kid, are you.
▼: i mean uhh just curious as to wwhat the wweathers like
▼: wwhats that supposed to mean
▲: I am wearing a T-shirt and jeans.
▲: Nothing, it's just, most of them are a little less forward.
▼: im wwearin a real fashionable ensemble
▲: Ohh
▼: sometimes i like to leavve my cape on evven if im not wwearin any pants
▲: That is my other fetish.
▲: Capes, I mean.
▼: oh thats interestin
▲: Capes, capes everywhere.
▲: In fact, I own several fine capes.
▼: oh yeah
▲: I like to dress up as Dracula, and when I can't get little troll children, I go trick or treating on Hallo- I mean wait what.
▼: wwait wwhat wwas that part about troll children
▲: Nothing about troll children.
▼: oh ok
▲: You see nothing about troll children.
▲: I just like to give them candy sometimes.
▼: for a second there i thought you wwere tryin to sodomize me or somefin
▲: Oh dude, bro, what.
▲: No, I just like, drive around in my cargo van.
▲: And stop at troll parks.
▲: And I'm like, hey kids, free fucking candy.
▲: And if they want in my van to see the puppy I found, that's cool.
▼: wwhat about a puppy youre confusin me here
▲: I have a puppy. You could come see him, if you wanted.
▼: i thought wwe wwere gonna go to mcds
▲: Yeah, we are.
▲: You can just play with the puppy in the backseat.
▲: While I drive to McDonalds.
▲: It's cool, little fish bro.
▲: It's cool.
▼: ok can wwe go right noww im hungry
▼: maybe i should tell fef wwhere im goin first
▲: Naw, she'll just want to come too.
▲: And this is boy's afternoon out.
▼: ah good point i dont wwanna share my mcfish wwith the likes a her
▲: Exactly.
▲: I'll leave to pick you up right now, handsom- I mean, little bro.
▼: wwhat wwas that
▲: Nothing.
▼: oh ok
▲: We're platonic bros.
▼: i thought you wwere my uncle is that like bein bros
▲: It's close enough. I can be your uncle and your bro.
▼: can i tell you a secret
▲: Sure, kiddo.
▼: im glad i found someone like you
▲: I'm glad I found someone like you, too.
▲: Now I don't have to go to the park downtown.
▼: i have emoceanal needs that need fillin if you knoww wwhat i mean
▲: Yeah, we all have needs.
▲: Some people just don't get that.
▼: yeah
▼: its hard
▼: its really hard
▲: It's hard being different.
▼: yeah!
▲: But you and I are going to be great bros, I can tell.
▲: Leaving now to pick you up, little adorable bro with that little adorable cl- I mean what.
▼: okay see you soon uncle!
▼: <3
▲: <3
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▼: do you havve six fingers on your left hand
▲: I did not kill your father.
▼: no a course not
▼: trolls dont havve fathers
▲: I am not the six-fingered man.
▲: Besides I have six fingers on my right hand, not left.
▼: ah ha
▼: hello my name is eridan ampora
▼: you krilled my lusus
▼: prepare to die
▲: Oh fuck.
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▼: WOULD YOU L1K3 SOM3 C4K3
▲: ...Oh my God.
▲: ...Tina, is that you? My God, I'm so glad you've returned home. After you began pretending you were an alien and ran off to join that cult... your mother and I thought we'd never see you again!
▼: NO 1 4M H4PPY W1TH MY C4K3 SHUT UP MOM
▲: But, Lisa and I miss you. Sad
▼: OR D4D
▼: NO 1 4M H4PPY W1TH MY L1F3 CHO1C3S
▲: Is it because you have two moms? Is that the problem? I can change, Tina.
▲: You're 13. You're ruining your life.
▼: MOM 1 C4N L1V3 MY OWN L1F3 TH3 W4Y 1 W4NT TO
▲: When you're older! And not at a cult! I don't like you hanging around with those other kids, and I don't like how you go around licking everything. That just isn't sanitary.
▲: Your seeing eye dog misses you, Tina. Sad
▼: MOM 1 JUST F33L D1FF3R3NT FROM TH3 OTH3R K1DS HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO COP3
▲: I'm sorry about the horrible, horrible accident, but it isn't entirely my fault, and we know it. I will take you to Disney if you come home, I'll buy you that pony you always wanted.
▲: (I'm not really sure how you'll ride it, being blind and all, but we'll figure this out)
▼: BUT 1TS NOT 4 CULT MOM
▼: YOU ONLY TH1NK 1T 1S B3C2US3 YOU ONLY T4LK3D TO G4MZ33
▼: SORRY 1 M34N G4RY
▲: It is an exclusive group that does weird things at night and wears exclusively black clothing and tells you not to contact your family. It is a cult.
▲: And we both know Gary does drugs.
▼: 1 CHOOS3 TO W34R BL4CK K4R4 DO3SN'T 4LL OF TH3 T1ME
▲: I don't care, Tina. Fine, "almost all of you wear black almost all of the time." Is that better?
▲: Also, the hair-coloring is a bit extreme, don't you think? I thought you were pretty when you were blonde. Sad
▼: NO 1 LOOK3D R34LLY W31RD 4S 4 BLOND3
▼: BL4CK M4TCH3S MY GL4SS3S
▼: 1 TH1NK
▲: You looked nice. You haven't even seen how you look in three years, Tina.
▲: And your glasses are red.
▼: 1 DON'T L1K3 Y3LLOW 1T T4ST3S TOO SOUR
▲: You can't taste color. We've been over this. And, your friends aren't psychic. I'm sorry, Tina, but we both know that is outrageous.
▼: I C4N TOO T4ST3 COLORS
▼: THIS 1S WHO 1 4M MOM WHY C4N'T YOU 4CC3PT 1T
▲: No, you can't. I don't know who started you on that. And I'd be more willing to accept it if you at least stayed home and did this! As opposed to going god-knows-where and living with a bunch of teenage psychopaths.
▼: 1 L1V3 1N 4 TR33 MOM WHY C4N'T YOU 3V3N R3M3MB3R TH4T >Sad
▲: You're... still out in the tree house? Christ, Lisa can't tell the truth worth shit. Does she know you're up there?
▲: You're going to break your neck up there one day. How you even get up there, I don't know.
▼: NO 1'M H1D1NG B3C4US3 YOU H4T3 M3
▲: Oh christ. I don't hate you. I think you're insane. That runs in the family.
▼: TH3N WHY 1S 1T 4 PROBL3M
▲: I thought you ran away. It's... really just sort of embarrassing, if you're just hiding in the tree.
▲: You... you have all your dragon stuffed animals up there, don't you.
▼: OBV1OUSLY
▲: How... how did you... Never mind. I should of figured this out earlier, really.
▲: Look, come in the house, and I'll try and get the police to take down the amber alert... again... and we'll talk this out.
▼: 1 DON'T W4NN4
▲: Please? I'll still take you to Disney.
▲: ...Do you need help down?
▼: NO 1'LL ONLY GO TO D1SN3Y 1F MY FR13NDS C4N COM3 TOO
▲: One. One of your friends can go. And I need their parents' permission. And it can't be Gary or Eric or Velma. They all freak me out.
▼: HMMMM
▲: And I will still buy you a pony?
▼: ST1LL TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T
▲: ...I'll let you continue to dye your hair and wear those colored contact lenses.
▼: C4N 1 SP3ND T1ME H3R3 1F YOU KNOW TH4TS WH3R3 1 4M?
▲: No. It's dangerous up there. The floor is rotten and it's 30 feet up and you're blind, Tina. You're blind. You're going to fall out and break your neck one day and then I'll be sad and the property values go down.
▼: NO D34L TH3N
▲: I'll build you a new clubhouse, on ground floor.
▼: C4N YOU BU1LD 4 N3W FLOOR ON TH1S ON3
▲: I can't make it not-30-feet-up and/or you not-blind.
▼: 1'LL B3 C4R3FUL MOM!
▲: You. Are. Blind.
▲: Fine, though. Fine. I'll rig a pully system or something.
▼: OK4Y
▼: ON3 MOR3 COND1T1ON THOUGH
▲: But, you aren't sleeping up there. And, stop leaving your stuffed animals hanging in the wind all night and day. The neighbors are begining to think you're dangerous.
▼: F1N3 TH3N
▲: Do we have a deal, Tina?
▼: F1RST YOU H4V3 TO PROM1S3 M3 TH4T YOU'LL BUY M3 4LL OF TH3 CH4LK 1 W4NT
▲: Alright, but, if you have to eat it, at least do it when no one is around and clean your damned face after.
▼: 4ND 1 ST1LL G3T TO T4LK TO MY FR13NDS 4S LONG 4S 1 DON'T RUN 4W4Y R1GHT?
▲: Yes. But, don't do drugs, no matter who offers them to you, and... try not to kill anything.
▼: H3H3H3H3H3 OK4Y
▲: I mean that last bit, especially. I know what happened to your friend Amy.
▼: W3LL 1 W4S M4D 4T V3LM4 FOR TH4T 4NYW4Y
▲: I still don't understand how she got in absolutely no trouble over that.
▲: But, we're cool right, Tina? A happy, horribly awkward family, right?
▼: Y34H
▲: Alright. Come to bed wheneve- actually, I'll come and get you. Again, I don't need you breaking your neck on the way down.
▼: C4N 1 T4K3 C4RSON TO D1SN3Y W1TH M3
▲: Yes. He's the short, angry one, right? He's fine.
▼: TH4NKS MOM
▲: You're welcome, Tina.
▲: I'm coming to get you now. Sit still, so you don't fall out.
▼: F1NE >:[
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▼: Hello! :::: )
▲: DID YOU KISS THE GIRL
▲: DID YOU
▼: Uh. Who is this?
▲: DOESNT MATTER
▲: DID YOU KISS THE GIRL YOU IMMATURE SHIT
▼: ........
▼: No.
▲: WHY DONT YOU KIDS EVER KISS THE GIRL
▼: Not yet. It doesn't seem like the right time? ::::\
▼: Also she totally h8s me.
▲: ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKIN RIGHT TIME
▲: YER INTO BEIN HATED
▲: YOU FUCKIN WIMP
▲: JUST KISS THE FUCKIN GIRL
▲: IT AINT HARD
▲: I KISSED LOTSA GIRLS IN MY TIME
▲: WHY CANT NONE OF YOU KIDS KISS THE GIRL
▼: Wellllllll excuse me if you're such a slut, then!
▲: GUYS CANT BE SLUTS
▲: YER STUPID
▼: You sure sound like one!!
▲: I AINT NO SLUT
▼: >:::Sad
▲: JUST CAUSE I KISSED THE GIRL
▲: YER A SLUT
▼: You also sound like a total asshole.
▼: ....Whaaaaaaaat?
▲: YER A SLUT SOME HOW
▲: I AINT GOT TIME TO PUZZLE IT OUT
▲: ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS AND I FIGURE YER A WOMAN
▲: YOU TYPE LIKE A LADY
▼: D::::
▼: Well fuck you!
▲: NO I DONT FUCK SLUTS
▲: WAIT
▲: I AINT NO QUEER
▲: NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHIN WRONG WITH THAT SHIT
▲: I JUST AINT ONE
▼: ........
▲: SO I FUCK SLUTS I GUESS CAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS BUT I DONT FUCK SLUTTY SLUTS
▲: SLUTTY SLUT
▼: Wow.
▲: YER PROBABLY MOLESTIN SOME CRIPPLE
▲: AINT WORTH IT
▼: No I'm not!!!!
▲: IF A GUY AINT KISSIN THE GIRL HE AINT WORTH KISSIN STUPID
▼: What the fuck is your pro8lem??
▲: I AINT GOT NO PROBLEM OTHER THAN YOU KIDS NEVER KISSIN THE GIRL
▼: Are you talking a8out one girl? I don't get it ::::\
▲: GO KISS THE GIRL
▲: JUST KISS THE GIRL
▲: THE GIRL PROBABLY LIKES YOU
▼: Shut up, I can't!
▲: GIRLS LIKE BEING KISSED
▲: GO KISS THE GIRL
▼: She's 8usy, okay??
▲: KISS THE GIRL OR ILL RIP YER EYE OUT
▲: YER GONNA LOSE THAT EYE AGAIN MISSY
▲: YOU KISS THAT GIRL
▼: Hahaha! I'd like to see you try! :::: )
▼: 8luh such an asshole.
▲: I AINT AFRAID AH NO GIRL
▲: KISS THE GIRL GIRL
▲: DO IT
▼: Always a first time for everything :::: )
▼: And no!
▼: She'll just hit me again.
▲: KISS HER N MAKE HER FEEL LOVED ER HATED OR WHATEVER
▲: THAT MEANS
▲: SHE LIKES YOU
▼: I don't know. She looked really angry ::::\
▲: GIRLS ALWAYS LOOK ANGRY STUPID
▲: LOOK IN THE MIRROR
▼: I'm not the one who's stupid, idiot.
▲: YER NOT EVEN GOOD AT INSULTING ME STUPID WIMPY SLUTTY SLUT
▼: ........
▲: LOOK ILL JUST MESSAGE HER
▲: AND TELL HER TO KISS THE GIRL
▼: What? Don't!
▲: SHE GOT MOXY YOU DONT
▲: YOU AINT GOT MOXY
▼: She won't do it anyway ::::\
▲: SHELL DO IT CAUSE SHE AINT A SISSY
▲: LIKE YOU ARE
▲: YOU MAKE ME SICK KID
▲: YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PUKIN
▼: Fuck you!
▲: YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I ATE FUCKIN FOOD FROM MEXICO
▲: THATS HOW BAD YOU FUCKIN MAKE ME FEEL MISSY
▼: Why do you care so much a8out it if it makes you so damn sick then????????
▲: CAUSE YOU NEED TO KISS THE GIRL
▼: What's it to you??
▲: KISS THE GIRL KISS THE GIRL KISS THE GIRL
▼: I'll do it when it's the right time, okay?
▼: ........
▲: YOU KNOW WHY SHES MAD MISSY
▲: SHES MAD CAUSE SHE AINT KISSED
▼: Uh. I seem to 8e missing my glasses.
▼: Yup. Can't even see her right now.
▲: KISS HER BLIND
▼: Can't kiss what I can't see.
▲: HALF THE KIDS I SEE ARE FUCKIN BLIND
▼: Oh wellllllll
▲: THOSE BLIND KIDS ARE KISSIN
▲: THEY CAN FIGURE IT OUT
▲: YOU AINT EVEN BLIND BLIND YOU GOT FUCKIN EYEBALLS
▲: YOU GOT EYEBALLS DONT YOU
▲: KISS THE GIRL
▲: USE YER OTHER SENSES
▲: YOU GOT LIKE FOUR MORE
▼: ........
▼: Okay, if I kiss her will you just leave me alone??
▲: YES
▼: Fine!
▲: MAKE IT ROMANTIC YEH SLUTTY SLUT
▲: GIRLS LIKE ROMANCE
▼: Fuuuuuuuuck!
▼: She f8cking h8t me in the f8ce ag8in!!!!!!!!
▼: I h88888888 you!
▲: YEH DIDNT EVEN DO IT RIGHT
▲: GROPIN AT HER LIKE YOU SOME BLIND FUCKIN BEGGAR
▲: AINT NEVER SEEN A LADY BEFORE
▲: CAUSE YER BLIND
▼: :::Sad
▲: YOU AINT EVEN KNOWIN WHAT A LADY IS
▼: Hey. I'm a lady!
▲: YOU SURE AINT ONE
▼: >::::O
▲: YEH DONT EVEN WEAR LADY CLOTHES
▲: DRESSED LIKE A GIRLY BOY
▲: GIRLY BOY GIRLY BOY
▼: FFFFFFFF
▲: THE GIRL KNOWS SHE CAN DO BETTER
▲: DONT NEED NO BLIND PSYCHOPATH
▲: BITCH CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT ROMANCE
▼: F8CK OFF!!
▲: BITCH IS LIKE ROMANCE IS FUCKIN MIRACLES
▲: GO OVER THERE N KISS THE GIRL RIGHT.
▲: SHE HITS YOU
▲: YOU HIT BACK
▲: YER INTO THAT SHIT RIGHT
▼: I'm not hitting Kanaya.
▲: THATS WHAT ROMANCE IS WITH YOU WIMPS RIGHT
▲: HITTIN EACHOTHER
▼: I said I'm not hitting her, you asshole!
▲: FUCKERS DONT KNOW WHAT FEELINS IS
▲: SO YOU GOTTA HIT
▼: 8luhhhhhhhh
▲: THEN HOLD HER ARMS SO SHE DONT HIT YOU
▲: OR FIGHT THROUGH THE HITS
▲: SHIT IS A PRIZE
▲: A FUCKIN PRIZE
▲: FOR PEOPLE WITH BALLS
▲: YOU GOT BALLS MISSY
▲: DO YOU GOT BALLS
▲: YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY AND BOYS GOT BALLS
▲: SO YOU GOT BALLS OR WHAT
▼: What the hell.
▲: DRESS LIKE A BOY ACT LIKE A BOY
▼: Are you saying I have a 8one 8ulge.
▼: I'm not a 8oy!!!!!!!!
▲: NO STUPID ITS PROVERBEAL
▲: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST
▲: YER THE WORST DYKE I EVER FUCKIN SEEN
▲: YER LIKE ROSIE O'DONNELS SKINY WIMPY SISTER
▲: WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY
▲: KISS THE GIRL
▼: Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnel?
▼: I already did that!!!!!!!!
▲: KISS HER N MAKE HER FEEL LOVED
▲: SHIT IF I WERE HER ID KILL YOU
▲: YOU AINT WORTH KISSIN
▼: :::Sad
▲: BUT SHE KNOWS YOU AINT WORTH KILLIN EITHER
▲: YOU AINT WORTH NOTHIN
▼: Yeah, I know I totally don't deserve her.
▲: JUST SOME BOYISH GIRL WHO CRIES A LOT
▼: 8luh.
▲: CRY CRY CRY
▼: I don't cry!!
▲: EVERYONE KNOWS IT
▲: BLUH BLUH HUGE CRY BABY
▲: FUCK THIS
▲: I GOT
▲: BIGGER FISH
▲: TO FUCKIN FRY
▲: YER ON YER OWN YOU GIRLY BOY BOY GIRL
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I also had one where I was Dad talking to Bro about how to take care of babies but I don't know where that one went.
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Re: Zingled Chats

Post  ClubsDeuce on Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:49 pm

YOU ACTUALLY CARED FOR THE SPIDER-GIRL!

THAT MAKES ME HAPPY, YOU CAN BE SO NICE SOMETIMES HEARTS.

SHE NEEDED A PUSH IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION FROM THE SOUNDS OF THINGS.

OH, AND HI EVERYONE.

NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE.


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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:52 pm

WHAT

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

DID YOU READ THE SAME CHATLOG I POSTED

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST

WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT

LOOK

WEVE BEEN OVER THIS

JUST CAUSE IM HEARTS BOXCARS

AND I GOTS HEARTS IN MY NAME

DONT MEAN I GOT A BIG HEART

OR ANYTHIN LIKE THAT
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Post  ClubsDeuce on Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:57 pm

YOU STILL CARED A LITTLE BIT.

ENOUGH TO TELL HER TO GO FIX HER LIFE.
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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:00 pm

SHE WONT DO IT THOUGH

NOT REALLY

THEY NEVER FUCKIN DO

ITS MORE POINTLESS THAN YELLIN AT THE FUCKIN TV
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Post  arachnidsGrip on Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:06 pm

HeartsBoxcars wrote:SHE WONT DO IT THOUGH

NOT REALLY

THEY NEVER FUCKIN DO

ITS MORE POINTLESS THAN YELLIN AT THE FUCKIN TV

Ahem. )::::<

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Post  ClubsDeuce on Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:08 pm

I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES YOU YELLING AT THE TELEVISION SET.

MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.
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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:47 pm

ClubsDeuce wrote:I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES YOU YELLING AT THE TELEVISION SET.

MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.

I AINT GONNA STOP TIL THESE YAHOOS ON FOX NEWS START MAKIN SENSE

SIDES

IT AINT LIKE SHE DOESNT YELL ALL THE TIME HERSELF

WITH ALL THE

WAH WAH WAH

MY LIFE IS SOOOOOOOO HORRI8LE

NO ONE LOVES ME

WAH WAH WAH


I CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE I JUST COUNTED OUT THOSE OS
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Post  carcinoGeneticist on Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:42 pm

WAIT, WHAT? SINCE WHEN DID ALL THIS SHIT HAPPEN? WHERE THE FUCK WAS I?!

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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:49 pm

PROBABLY MOPIN
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Post  ClubsDeuce on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:10 pm

HELLO GRAY BOY!

WHAT HAS YOU SAD?

SLICK ALWAYS SAYS TO ME THAT YOU'RE A "DEPRESSING PIECE OF SHIT."

I WANTED TO KNOW WHY.
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Post  carcinoGeneticist on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:35 pm

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM. IT'S MOSTLY YOU FUCKTARDS BEING STUPID ALL THE TIME. I'M SURE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHY I'M ON A NONEXISTENT MEDICATION. THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING.

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▼: WHAT'S THE FUCKING TIME?
▲: 1:06 AM, Karl. You were late to your group meeting, you know.
▼: KARL? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
▲: Oh not this nonsense again. We've been over this a thousand times, Mr. Vantas; if you want to go home, if you want to get out of here, we have to start working together and moving past this.
▼: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE FLYING FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE EXPLAIN.
▲: Here we go again. You know, I get sick of having the same two or three conversations with you, despite what you may think.
▲: You were checked into Oberlin Mental Institution four months ago by your father, Karl. You believe you are an alien, named Karkat, and have for sometime now. Perhaps if you'd been brought in sooner, there would of been less complications.
▲: It has been two steps backwards for each step forward with you.
▲: It makes me wish lobotomies were still legal sometimes.
▼: ...
▼: I'M LEGITIMATELY FREAKED THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.
▲: You usually say that. We talk, then, for the next few hours about this, and I usually feel by the end of the conversation, that we've made some progress, that maybe the new medication is working.'
▲: And then we're back to this within a day, maybe a couple if I am lucky.
▼: ...
▼: WELL I'LL JUST GO SHOOT MYSELF AND MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOU THEN.
▲: Oh not the empty suicide threats again.
▲: You do realize I have to put you back in a straight jacket now, right? And put you back on suicide watch.
▲: There goes another two weeks, Karl.
▼: IT WOULD PUT /YOU/ OUT OF YOUR MISERY.
▼: AND MY FATHER TOO.
▼: SO WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING GET OVER IT AND SPIKE MY MEDS?
▲: No, it wouldn't. Children killing themselves doesn't make me happy, despite what you've said in the past, and I highly doubt it makes your father happy, either.
▲: I will not assist you in suicide, Karl.
▲: I know what you believe, and I know that these kinds of problems are hard to move past.
▲: But, even if you do not believe me, even if you do honestly think you're an alien, and that you were some how kidnapped by earth scientists, or whatever you believe happened to get you here, don't you think you should lie?
▲: Say you're as human as me? Pink and fleshy? That is what most patients like you do.
▼: I DON'T FUCKING CARE, DON'T YOU GET IT?
▼: THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME LEFT, BUT THIS, APPARENTLY.
▲: You want to waste your life here, Karl? You know, there are patients who said that when they were your age. They held onto that, stubbornly, for years.
▲: By time they realized they wanted out, they couldn't leave, not easily. No social skills, no job skills. Can't adjust to not having life figured out for them.
▲: End right up back here, or in prison.
▼: NAH, ONCE I'M FUCKING OUT OF HERE I WILL END IT FOR GOOD.
▲: Why are you so angry with yourself, Karl?
▼: CAUSE I HAVE TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT THAT KEEPS HAPPENING.
▼: SO WHY NOT END THE CYCLE?
▲: Why not? Why not end it by progressing past it?
▲: You could begin socializing with the other patients your age, actually go to group therapy. You could do more than insult all your therapists, or try and harm yourself during sessions.
▼: ... WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE SO MUCH?
▲: It's my job to care, and I don't like seeing a young man throw away his life over something so silly.
▲: Karl, no matter what, I will still be here, until the board of directors feels you are at least reasonably sane.
▼: YEAH, I'M FUCKING SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL EVERY OTHER PATHETIC ASSHOLE IN THIS PLACE.
▲: It is what I tell them, because it's true.
▼: FUCK YOU.
▲: Now we're back to just insulting me?
▲: How marvelous.
▲: You know, I once talked to a schizophrenic with triple-personalities who alternated between yelling at me, trying to claw my eyes out, and asking me about colors. There is reasonably little you can do to phase me, Mr. Vantas.
▼: I'M NOT TRYING TO 'PHASE' YOU. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP ALL THE BULLSHIT AND LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY.
▲: That won't happen, until, again, your doctors are satisfied with your mental health.
▲: I often feel you aren't doing this because you believe it anymore. I think you just want to stay here and wallow in your self hatred.
▼: THAT MIGHT BE FUCKING RIGHT, THERE'S NOTHING I HATE MORE THEN MYSELF.
▼: BUT HONESTLY FOR THE FUCKING LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE.
▲: What do you mean by that, Karl? You can't remember life before here? We've been over this before, as well. Do you even remember why you hate yourself?
▼: ...
▼: I DON'T REMEMBER A FUCKING THING, JUST A HUGE VOID OF FUCKING NOTHING.
▼: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHOM THE FUCK I'M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW.
▲: Dr. Hogan, Mr. Vantas. I am Dr. Hogan.
▲: We've talked about your amnesia before. You seem to only be able to remember a few days at a time, although, when you checked in, this wasn't a problem. No, it developed not long after intake.
▲: Some days, you tell me about a game you played. Do you remember the game, Karl?
▼: ...
▼: MAYBE.
▲: Tell me about the game.
▼: IT WAS A STUPID GAME, I WAS THE LEADER...
▼: I WAS THE LEADER AND I GOT EVERYONE KILLED.
▲: Who is everyone?
▲: Your friends?
▼: YEAH, MY FUCKING ANNOYING FRIENDS.
▲: Yes. Last time we discussed this, you told me some of their names. Let me check my notes...
▲: Gamzee? Terezi? Tavros? It goes on.
▲: Yes, we went over this.
▲: It was a bit earlier in the day that time, and we talked about how those were likely faded memories of your real friends, Karl. The friends you had before you checked in, who are still waiting for you.
▲: We called one of them. You talked with her for a while. Do you remember that?
▼: NO..
▼: AND IF I GOT THEM FUCKING KILLED WHY WOULD THEY BE WAITING FOR ME?
▲: They aren't dead, Karl.
▲: They're alive and well.
▲: No one is dead.
▲: You never played that game. The game doesn't exist.
▲: We looked it up, checked everything we could. No game called... what was it? Sgrub? exists.
▲: You imagined it.
▼: ...
▼: WHAT THE FUCK..
▲: You imagine a lot of things, Karl.
▼: GOD... WHY CAN'T I JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOUTELL ME IS REAL?
▲: We don't know why exactly. Most likely, it is an emotional barrier, something you've set up in your head for some reason.
▲: If it weren't so late, I'd try and contact one of your friends. That worked well last time; got you to remember things, if just for a little while.
▼: OH FUCKING WELL.
▲: This isn't something we can fix, or that we can drug away. You will need to fix this yourself.
▲: What is the last thing you remember, before you came down to my office this evening?
▼: NOTHING. NOTHING AT FUCKING ALL.
▲: Absolutely nothing? You don't remember how you got down here, or why you asked me the time?
▼: I.. I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU THE TIME.. BUT HE'S PROBABLY FAKE TOO.
▲: Who were you looking for?
▼: ...
▼: SOLLUX.
▲: I believe you've told me about him before. Let me find my notes on the subject.
▲: ...Does the name Solomon sound at all familiar to you?
▼: NO, NOT REALLY.
▲: You sure? Your father gave me a list of people you know, out side of the hospital, after you started talking about your "dead" friends. The closest name to Sollux on this list is Solomon.
▲: I've learned that you aren't very good at changing names up. Usually, whatever is closest, is right.
▼: I HAVE A FUCKING QUESTION.
▼: HOW THE FUCK DID I EVEN GET FRIENDS IF I'M BATSHIT INSANE.
▲: According to your father, your descent into insanity wasn't hasty. You began talking about aliens at about twelve, he told me, and mentions of a game didn't come in until later. It wasn't until you stopped reacting to your name, and began telling him the game "cheated you" that he bothered getting you mental help.
▲: When you talked to Dr. Pavel - do you remember her? - she recommended you be institutionalized.
▲: He eventually agreed. Something to do with you attacking him with a sickle, I believe?
▼: ...
▼: HAHA FUCKING HA. THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY.
▼: AND NO, I DON'T REMEMBER HER.
▲: Of course not.
▲: Now, then. Why did you decide to search for "Sollux" at this hour? Why did you decide to ask me the time?
▲: Why not go to a different door?
▲: Or look at the big clock in the hall?
▼: I... I DON'T REMEMBER.
▼: I JUST REMEMBER I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM, OR HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME. I DON'T FUCKING NOW.
▲: How could he be looking for you? Obviously, he isn't here - or, at least, the real version of him isn't - and you said he was dead, anyway.
▲: And, if he's dead, why are you looking for him, then?
▲: ...Further more, how did you get out of your cell, exactly?
▼: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
▼: DIDN'T I FUCKING SAY THAT ALREADY?!
▲: ...Karl, are you hurt? Did you hurt yourself?
▲: You're covered in blood.
▼: AM I?
▲: Yes. I'm surprised you didn't notice earlier - or, for that matter, that I didn't. But, it's dark in here, and you are lingering in the corner. You usually have a panic attack when you see blood.
▼: ...
▼: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
▼: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN?
▲: I don't know. Check yourself over for injury, and try and control your breathing.
▲: Now isn't a time to pass out.
▼: ...
▼: I... I DON'T THINK I'M HURT.
▲: ...Are you sure?
▼: WHAT.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
▼: OH FUCK NEVERMIND..
▲: I'm going to call security now, Karl.
▲: Why don't you sit down?
▼: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY WISH, EH?
▲: Which was?
▲: Karl, whatever happened, we'll figure it out together.
▲: You'll be fine.
▲: I'm dialing security now, okay?
▲: ...No one is picking up.
▼: THEY'LL KILL ME..
▲: No one is going to kill you.
▼: IF.. IF.. I KILLED THEM..
▼: I'M SORRY.. I'M SO FUCKING SORRY...
▲: They're quite used to getting nose bleeds or a few bites from patients, Karl. I'm sure it's nothing serious.
▲: ...
▲: I think someone answered.
▲: Yes? Yes, this is Dr. Hogan. No, I'm fine. What's that? No, he's calm. Yes, he's here. No, he isn't armed. Yes, I'll watch him. Yes, I'm sure he isn't armed. He's rather afraid, in fact. Yes, I'm fine. Just send someone quickly.
▲: - Karl, show me your hands, please.
▲: They want me to be able to see your hands until they get here.
▼: -sticks them out, they're shaking-
▼: W-WHY?
▲: Do you not remember what you did at all, Mr. Vantas?
▼: NO!
▲: From what I gather, you somehow got out of your cell, and stabbed Mr. Noland in the eye with a pen, before mauling Mr. Lebowski.
▲: Do you not remember this at all?
▼: WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?
▲: The guards that usually watch the childrens' ward.
▼: I DON'T... I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING..
▼: I JUST WANTED TO SEE SOLLUX...
▲: Now, Karl, I want you to remain calm. But, I also would like you to try and remember that this was bad. This was very bad, and it will set you back considerably.
▼: ....
▲: You will probably be held here considerably longer, even if you begin to recover. You no longer can be released, until you are deemed entirely sane. There may be legal ramifications, if it is decided you were in your right mind when you attacked. Mr. Noland likely will be permanently blind in that eye, and may have to quit now.
▼: .....
▲: You will likely also lose any privileges you have gained. You are probably going to go back on watch, and may get a more secure, padded cell.
▼: WHAT THE FUCK! I DON'T.. I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR!
▲: This is how it likely will work, Mr. Vantas. Life isn't fair, and I have very little say in what happens to you. I hope you realize that.
▲: Now, it looks like Mr. Goddard is here for you. Don't make this any harder than it has to be, Karl.
▼: I.. DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS...
▼: I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE.
▲: Karl, god damn it, put that down, don't fucking brandish a weapon in front of a guard. Things will get better, I promise.
▼: NO THEY WON'T!
▲: Yes, they will.
▼: YOU JUST SAID THEY'D FUCKING GET WORSE!
▼: I DON'T WANT TO ROT IN HERE!
▲: Your privileges will be taken away, but you will get better. Maybe the shock of an incident like this is what it will take to make you recover.
▲: Please, don't try anything stupid.
▼: I'LL STAY IN HERE.. I'LL STAY IN HERE FOREVER.
▼: I'LL FUCKING FORGET AGAIN.
▲: Maybe you won't. You just have to try hard enough to remember, Karl.
▼: I SHOULD JUST GET THIS OVER WITH...
▼: I SHOULD..
▲: Goddard, don't stand there like a fucking oaf. Get the weapon away from-
▼: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▲: Don't start biting again, Vantas!
▼: I'LL KILL MYSELF!
▲: Goddard-
▼: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
▲: Mr. Vantas, I'm sorry this meeting had to end this way.
▲: But, please, trust me. Things will get better.
▲: Just go to sleep now, Karl. And try and remember when you wake up.
▼: HNN... FUCK....
▼: WHY...
▲: I'm sorry.
▲: But this is how it must be, until you can remember.
▲: I'll visit you in the morning, Karl.
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▲: HEY SLICK
▲: IS THAT YOU
▼: Spades isn't here right now, can I take a message?
▲: WHO IS THIS
▲: DID HE GET A SECRETARY
▲: WE AINT GOT MONEY FER THIS SHIT
▼: Don't be ridiculous.
▼: Now what did you want to tell him.
▲: WHO ARE YOU
▲: TELL ME THAT FIRST
▼: I am no one of import.
▼: Simply trying to do my job.
▲: WHY YOU GOT SLICKS PHONE
▼: Why else? It was entrusted to me.
▼: He is with a client at the moment.
▲: SNOWMAN IS THAT YOU
▲: ARE YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER NOW
▲: I CANT KEEP UP WITH YER SHIT
▼: I wouldn't say 'back together' exactly.
▼: But if you can't keep up, maybe you should leave.
▼: I wouldn't want you to strain yourself thinking about it.
▲: ARE YOU THREATENIN ME LADY
▲: ER CALLIN ME STUPID
▼: Oh, you know I wouldn't never even dream of doing that.
▲: I DONT KNOW WHAT HE SEES IN YER SHIT
▲: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN TO HIM ANYWAY
▼: Are you demanding explicit details?
▲: DO I GOTTA SAVE THE STUPID FUCK AGAIN
▼: No saving necessary.
▲: I UH
▼: He never said he wasn't interested.
▲: SEE
▲: ALRIGHT SO
▲: JUST TELL HIM
▲: I HEAR THIS TICKIN SOUND COMIN FROM SOMEWHERE
▼: Will that be all?
▲: AND IM PRETTY SURE DEUCE FUCKED UP SOMETHIN AGAIN ER LEFT SOMETHIN SOMEWHERE
▲: YEAH I GUESS
▲: JUST HOPE I DONT BLOW UP
▼: Well I am sure that would be very unpleasant for everyone involved.
▼: Now if you will excuse me I have things to attend to.
▲: DONT PRETEND YOUD BE ALL TORN UP
▲: YEAH YEAH
▲: GO WHIP HIM ER WHATEVER HE LIKES
▼: As you wish.
▼: Good evening.
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Post  carcinoGeneticist on Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:31 am

I FEEL...I FEEL MENTALLY VIOLATED FROM THE FIRST ONE.

I THINK I SHOULD GO LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE. OR CURL UP IN A CORNER AND TELL MYSELF THAT IT'S ALL COINCIDENCE. WHICHEVER REALLY. I DON'T CARE.

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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:01 pm

Karl, why don't you sit down? Dr. Boxcars is going to help.
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▼: HEY MOTHERFUCKER.
▼: how is this miraculous day?
▲: Having one of your episodes again, Gary? You certainly don't make being your therapist easy, son.
▼: MY NAME IS MOTHERFUCKING GAMZEE.
▼: gamzee makara!
▼: I'M THE HEIR TO THE SUBJUGGLATORS!
▼: haha.
▲: Not this again, Gary. You are not "Gamzee", you are not an alien or a troll, and you are not heir to the clown kingdom. You are a patient in a mental institution who is likely never going to leave.
▼: I'M MOTHERFUCKING SERIOUS!
▼: just give me my facepaint back, i'll prove it!
▼: A JUGGLING CLUB AND FACEPAINT AND A HORN ARE ALL I NEED!
▼: especially my horn.
▲: You are not allowed make up while in the institution, nor are you allowed juggling clubs or horns. We've been over this, and after what you did to Mrs. Mackinsey, you should understand why we have these rules.
▼: I NEED MY MOTHERFUCKING HONKY BRO.
▼: just one honk from a horn will calm me down.
▲: You need no such thing. It is detrimental to your mental well being, if we encourage your horn fetish. Not to mention, once you are allowed one, they seem to start breeding, popping up everywhere, always underfoot.
▲: And, it terrifies the other patients.
▼: A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING HONK.
▼: please, bro?
▼: MOTHERFUCKING ONE.
▲: No, Gary. No horns, no honking.
▼: honk. )o:
▼: HONK HONK HONK HONK.
▲: I wish we could have a therapy session that didn't just become you honking at me.
▼: honk honk honk! )o:
▼: HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKING HONK.
▲: Gary, if you keep doing this, I will call Mr. Goddard over, and have you taken back to your room. You understand that, right?
▼: i like mr. goddard better, at least he likes it when i honk at him.
▼: HONK HONK HONK.
▼: )o:
▲: Yes, Mr. Goddard is a simple man. But, his encouragement is likely detrimental to your well being. Don't you want to go home, Gary?
▼: i want my honky horn back.
▼: WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING HONKY HORN?
▲: Because they are not allowed in the hospital.
▼: but...but...
▼: I DOESN'T MAKE MOTHERFUCKING SENSE.
▼: a highblood of my motherfucking status shouldn't be held like this!
▼: NOT AGAINST MY WILL, AND DEFINITELY NOT WITHOUT MY HONKY HORN!
▲: Are we really going to talk about your blood color again, Gary? It's the same color as everyone else, not the purple you describe.
▼: give me a knife and i'll prove it, motherfucker.
▼: (o:
▲: That is an insult to my intelligence, especially considering your prior history of violence.
▼: IT ISN'T MY FAULT I CAN'T HAVE MY HONKY HORN!
▼: i need it man!
▼: IT'S MY ONLY FRIEND IN THIS FUCK-AWFUL BITCHTITS PLACE!
▼: i wish this place would burn.
▲: Have you perhaps tried socializing with the other patients your age? Or, attempt to move forward, so you can leave and return to your other friends?
▲: And, we've gone over threatening the hospital before. It isn't a good thing to do.
▼: I HATE ALL THE OTHER FUCKERS HERE!
▼: they don't like me.
▼: SO I DON'T MOTHERFUCKING LIKE THEM EITHER!
▼: especially that one with the shades.
▲: Are you talking about David again, Gary? I don't know what he did to wrong you exactly.
▼: I JUST MOTHERFUCKING HATE HIM SO MOTHERFUCKING MUCH!
▼: i'm telling you, he's my kismesis, just lemme at him!
▲: Not this again. Black romance doesn't exist, and it is likely one of the reasons the other children don't like you.
▼: WELL IF YOU'D LET ME BE MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY I COULD JUST SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN.
▼: one squeeze?
▲: We've tried to let you be
▲: "happy" before. It doesn't go well, and I'm sure you remember why.
▲: It has gotten to the point, Gary, that we have to restrain you during our sessions, and drug you during group sessions. This is why you aren't allowed any privileges. You just use them against us.
▼: THEN PUT ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FLUFFY ROOM UNRESTRAINED!
▼: the fluffy room has a nice texture.
▼: I WISH YOU HADN'T MOTHERFUCKING FILED MY MOTHERFUCKING TEETH.
▲: Fine, Gary. If you behave during the session, I'll have Mr. Goddard put you in the padded cell tonight with a horn. Would that make you feel a bit better?
▲: And we never filed your teeth.
▼: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
▼: I SWEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKING FILED THEM THOUGH.
▼: they used to be so much sharper.
▼: BUT I DON'T MOTHERFUCKING MIND.
▼: (o:
▲: No, they really weren't, but at least you don't mind your normal, human teeth.
▲: What is it with you kids, and pretending to be aliens?
▲: You know, we have three other patients like you now.
▼: we used to be, i swear!
▼: THEN THERE WAS A RIIIIIIIIIIP!
▼: and here we are in the institute!
▼: HAHA.
▲: As stupid as this no doubt sounds, coming from me, I am beginning to feel something... did happen. It simply isn't normal for you all to be sharing the same rare brand of insanity. Plus, there are all the cases being handled out of the institution now.
▲: That still doesn't mean you don't all need to move past this, and return to your lives. Don't think I'm encouraging this nonsense, Gary.
▼: it ain't nonsense bro, i'm just telling you like it is.
▲: If this continues, the childrens' ward is going to be full of nothing but children screaming about me filing their teeth and changing their blood colors while they sleep.
▼: BUT THAT'S WHAT WE ALL THINK HAPPENED.
▼: and i still don't know about this.
▼: I MOTHERFUCKING MISS MY SHARP TEETH
▼: but my honky is more important!
▲: I assure you, your teeth have not been altered in any way. But, I'm glad we're moving past this. Some of you just refuse to.
▲: Have you met the other kids? The ones who share this delusion? You probably should. We could have an entire group session with just that nonsense.
▲: Maybe you kids could work past this together.
▼: IT ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING NONSENSE BROTHER.
▼: it's a miracle.
▼: (o:
▲: Yes, miracles are everywhere, aren't they?
▼: MOTHERFUCKING EVERYWHERE!
▼: man, everywhere I fucking look
▼: MIRACLES MIRACLES MIRACLES MOTHERFUCKER!
▼: hahahahahaha!
▲: Yes, I do believe that's a good way to look at life. As a beautiful miracle.
▲: Perhaps not to this extent, but it's one of the less unhealthy things we talk about.
▼: WHO ELSE IS HERE?
▼: is my best friend here?
▼: KARKAT VANTAS IS HIS NAME!
▲: We have a Karl Vantas.
▲: I'm assuming that is your friend.
▼: naw, my friend's name is karkat!
▼: WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING NUBBIEST HORNS, HAHA.
▲: Your name is also Gamzee, correct? Names don't mean anything anymore, Gary, not if you're right.
▼: my name wasn't written on a sheet of paper when i was born.
▼: IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE STARS WAS I WAS FIRST THOUGHT.
▼: hahaha!
▲: I'm sure it was, Gary. But, your father filled out a birth certificate, and that is the name I go by when I interview you.
▲: Don't you miss your father?
▼: YOU MEAN MY ANCESTOR?
▼: i never fucking knew him!
▼: THAT'S WHY I STRIVE TO FILL HIS PLACE, MOTHERFUCKER!
▲: I'm talking about the man you spent thirteen years living with, before you came here. Do you not remember him?
▲: He was a crab fishermen? With a bit of a goatee?
▼: i don't know who you're talking about!
▼: MY ONLY MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY WAS EVERYONE.
▼: because the mothergrub knows how it's working.
▲: Very few of you seem to be able to remember your parents. I've been comparing notes with Dr. Hogan and Dr. Pavel, and, forgetfulness seems to be a recurring theme.
▲: It's a shame that your parents are usually what get forgotten, because they universally seem to miss their children. But, we'll get past this, as a team.
▼: MY MOTHERFUCKING ENTIRE LIFE ON MOTHERFUCKING ALTERNIA!
▼: amazing place.
▼: I MISS MY MOTHERFUCKING LUSUS.
▼: )o:
▲: Lusus means guardian, correct? Well, I'm sure your real guardian shares that sentiment, the one you spent your entire life with on Earth.
▼: no, a lusus is your custodian.
▼: YOU FEED HIM AND HE MOTHERFUCKING PROTECTS AND TEACHES YOU.
▼: i wish the old goat man was around more.
▲: Gary, did this problem, the problem you're here for, start after your father became a fisherman?
▼: MY MOTHERFUCKING LUSUS WAS A GOATFISH!
▼: like that capricorn picture you showed me!
▲: Yes. It is a bit odd how you all work your zodiac signs into this.
▼: WE MOTHERFUCKING MADE THE ZODIAC, BRO.
▼: karkat was cancer, and tav was taurus, and...
▼: THERE'S MOTHERFUCKING MORE, BUT...
▼: aw shit, my head hurts...
▲: Twelve children, in total then, I imagine.
▼: TWELVE MOTHERFUCKING TROLLS, YOU MEAN.
▲: Oddly enough, from what I gather, between the institution, and the out-patients, we've gotten up to eight. Considering mental illness, especially in childhood, isn't often treated, there are likely at least four more.
▲: Yes, sure. Twelve trolls.
▲: Do you need some aspirin, Gary?
▼: i need to take a nap, brother.
▼: HAVE YOU SEEN MY BULLHONKEY BROTHER?
▼: i miss him too.
▼: HE'S GOOD AT GIVING A NICE CUDDLE FOR A NAP.
▲: I don't believe I have.
▲: Do you want to cut this session short, Gary? We're almost done here, anyway.
▲: I'm sure Mr. Goddard would be more than happy to take you to the padded cell I promised now.
▼: man, i can finish it if it'll get me my honky horn.
▲: You can have the horn now, Gary. A deal is a deal, and if you aren't feeling well, then you should go rest.
▲: You've been very cooperative today.
▼: Co:
▲: Also, I believe that comic you like updated.
▼: HONK HONK HONK!
▼: yes!
▲: Mr. Goddard is going to put your jacket on for you now, so please, hold still.
▼: ALRIGHT! HAHAHAHA!
▲: He'll take it off when you get to your cell.
▲: See you Monday.
▼: i'm gonna get my honky!
▲: Please, try not to attack any nurses until then.
▼: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
▼: honk honk honk!
▲: Good night.
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Post  ClubsDeuce on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:16 am

BECAUSE IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP.

IT'S CLEARLY THE GRAY ONE.

GOOD TO SEE A DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE.
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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:21 am

DR HEARTS BOXCARS

GOT A PHD AND EVERYTHIN

I MEAN

DD FILLED OUT THE DEGREE

BUT THAT GOTTA MEAN SOMETHIN
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Post  terminallyCapricious on Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:18 pm

you took my honky?
YOU TOOK MY MOTHERFUCKING HONKY?
how could you do that?
HOW COULD YOU MOTHERFUCKING TAKE IT?
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Post  HeartsBoxcars on Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:31 pm

CALM YER SHIT KID

ITS JUST A ZINGLED CHATLOG

AINT NO ONE REALLY TAKEN YER HONKY
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Post  caligulasAquarium on Mon May 09, 2011 12:15 am

▲: wwho is this
▼: :33 < this is vriska!!!!!
▲: wwhat the fuck youre not vris youre nep
▼: :33 < n8 8 t8t8lly 8m
▼: :33 < s33 8ll th8 8's?????
▲: youre still nep acting like vvris i can tell by your fuckin catface quirk shit
▼: ::::33 < wh8t c8tf8ce
▼: ::::33 < 8ll 8 s33 8s 8 sp8derf8ce
▼: ::::33 < 8luh 8luh
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Post  terminallyCapricious on Mon May 09, 2011 12:20 am

Spoiler:

▼: sup
▲: HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
▼: oh my god
▼: bro help
▼: stop it no get the fuck away from me
▲: HAA HAA HOO HOO HEE HEE
▼: no
▼: fuck off
▲: HEE HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA
▼: you do not know how fucking hard my shit is flipping itself right now
▼: i am screaming on the inside
▼: Dave attempts to abjure the meddlesome puppet >:?
▲: HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE
▲: Lil Cal laughs at Dave's attempt
▲: HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO
▼: no no no no no
▼: wheres a bro when a strider needs him
▲: HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE HEE
▲: HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA HAA
▼: sob
▲: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
▼: jegus fuck
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▼: :cc < pawlease help me
▲: aW sHiT sIs WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS uP Surprised(
▼: :cc < im in heat and i n33d relief
▲: wElL mAyBe I cAn HeLp YoU oUt
▼: :33 < really?
▲: YeAh SuRe SiS
▲: hOnK hOnK
▼: :33 < oh thank you gamz33!
▼: :33 < *ac curls up on tc's lap and kisses him*
▲: HoNk Surprised)
▼: :33 < *grinds against him as she nips at his lower lip*
▼: :33 < *purrs quietly as she already starts slipping her shirt off*
▲: aW sHiT sIs YoU mIgHt As WeLl RiP tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR rIgHt OfF
▼: :33 < *does so and then snags his off impatiently, accidentally scratching him as she does so*
▲: oH mAn ThAt HuRt A bIt Surprised(
▼: :cc < im sorry *laps at the blood as her hands go up to fondle his horns*
▲: mAn ItS fInE
▲: kEeP dOiNg YoUr ThInG Surprised)
▼: :33 < *begins kissing and nibbling at his neck as she grinds harder*
▲: oH tHaTs GoOd StUfF
▲: aW sHiT nEpEtA i HaVe To Go Surprised(
▼: :cc < but.. but...
▲: BuT iF yOu MaKe It QuIcK i GuEsS i CaN cHiLl
▲: Surprised)
▼: :33 < *doesnt utter another word, her pants disappearing in a flash. She pushes him on his back and snatches his off as well.*
▼: :33 < *she crouches over him and kisses him as she impales herself on his bulge*
▼: :33 < *rides him erratically as she mewls and moans the whole time*
▼: :33 < *digs her fangs into his shoulder and her claws in his sides as she releases her genetic material around him*
▲: aW mOtHeRfUcK sIs
▲: YoUrE iNtO sOmE wEiRd ShIt Surprised)
▼: :33 < mmm thank you for being such a good friend gamz33
▲: iTs No PrObLeM aT aLl NePeTa
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Post  adiosToreador on Mon May 09, 2011 1:51 pm

What in gods name did I just read.

Also. I lost all my golden Zingled chats because something happened.
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Post  adiosToreador on Mon May 09, 2011 7:16 pm

I guess I'll post some new ones.
The Karkat in the first chat went afk or somethin. The fourth one ended because Zingled broke, again.
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▲: do you like wwhales
▼: NOT REALLY, NO.
▲: cause i got all kinds of wwhales
▲: wwant me to throww wwhales at you
▼: NO.
▲: crabs wwhales theyre all the same thing
▼: ....YOU HAVE MENTAL ISSUES, DON'T YOU? DID YOU FALL ON YOUR HEAD AS A WRIGGLER?
▲: so wwhat if i did
▲: as long as i havve wwhales
▲: im set for life
▼: YOU NEED TO GO SEE A THERAPIST.
▲: a wwhale therepist
▲: therapist
▲: so karkat
▲: do you havve any red feelins for anyone
▲: possibly a sea dwweller
▲: karkat
▲: are you there
▲: carpkat im lonely wwithout you
▲: please answwet
▲: answwer*
▲: fine be that wway
▲: you dont wwant royal blood thats your problem
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▲: do you like wwhales
▼: ERIDAN? ERIDAN PLEASE HELP.
▲: wwith wwhat karkat
▲: are you lonely
▲: i can help wwith that
▼: I NORMALLY WOULD NOT ASK YOU FOR HELP WITH ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.
▼: BUT.
▲: you need lovve
▼: I ATE SOME OF GAMZEE'S PIE, AND I CAN'T FIND MY FACE.
▼: YOU NEED TO HELP ME FIND MY FACE.
▲: wwhat
▲: cant help
▲: bye
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▲: do you like wwhales
▼: NO.
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▲: do you like wwhales
▼: i do. do you surf?
▲: i prefer to stay under the wwater
▲: do you wwant a wwhale
▲: because i havve a ton here
▼: not particularly. i dunno where i'd keep it
▲: you could eat it
▲: i wwould only be able to delivver a dead one
▼: too much effort, and id get fat
▼: plus my freezer's too small
▲: howw sad
▼: yep. that's me.
▲: but wwe could still go on a date
▲: please me by matesprit
▲: be my*
▼: ah, how kind an offer
▼: but my heart cant be broken again
▲: i promise i wwill be the best matesprit evver
▲: just givve me a chance
▼: cant do dear troll
▲: wwhy not
▼: for one, you are in the ocean and im on land
▼: in the middle of it
▲: i can leavve for you
▲: so wwe can be together
▼: you have dead whales to deliver.
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