Zingled Chats
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Re: Zingled Chats
cuttlefishCuller Wed May 25, 2011 7:56 pm
adiosToreador wrote:Oh god my OTP, this is adorable. At one point I was under the impression that we were in the same room, then suddenly, nope.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=63866&strangerId=63867
Just like t)(e romart in t)(e ot)(er t)(read. It's funny because t)(ey're like complete opposites.
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Re: Zingled Chats
ectoBiologist Thu May 26, 2011 5:14 am
adiosToreador wrote:Oh god my OTP, this is adorable. At one point I was under the impression that we were in the same room, then suddenly, nope.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=63866&strangerId=63867
Shit, the kissing part was just like in Tunnels of Blood (Darren Shan).
Except the main character was hanging outside the romantic interest's window.
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Re: Zingled Chats
adiosToreador Thu May 26, 2011 6:06 am
Feferi is used to abusive relationships.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=69258&strangerId=69259
Also best chat ever, my cod.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=69455&strangerId=69456
Edit: If you're wondering where the Karkat <3 Nepeta thing came from it's from a chat earlier that night.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=69258&strangerId=69259
Also best chat ever, my cod.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=69455&strangerId=69456
Edit: If you're wondering where the Karkat <3 Nepeta thing came from it's from a chat earlier that night.
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Re: Zingled Chats
adiosToreador Fri May 27, 2011 3:55 am
uM, tHIS GUY, iS A PRETTY COOL GUY, i THINK,
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=74737&strangerId=74738
I knew I should have been Vriska.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=75064&strangerId=75065
The chat right before this was with the same person, and I was Tavros and stuff.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=75321&strangerId=75323
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=74737&strangerId=74738
I knew I should have been Vriska.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=75064&strangerId=75065
The chat right before this was with the same person, and I was Tavros and stuff.
http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=75321&strangerId=75323
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Re: Zingled Chats
ectoBiologist Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:27 pm
I decided to try my hand at Karkating. I think i did pretty well for a first-timer.
I thought this deserved a mention too.
I AM THE ALLMIGHTY DOUCHE.
- Spoiler:
- ▲: WHAT.
▼: D --> Nothing
▲: OH LOOK, IT'S THE CAVALRY.
▲: HEY, DOUCHECARD.
▼: D --> A single troll does not constitute a cavalry
▼: D --> Hello vantas
▲: I KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE THE PUN.
▲: APPARANTLY NOT.
▲: HAD ANY DECENT CONVERSATIONS YET?
▼: D --> You are the first person I have spoken with
▲: THEN I MIGHT AS WELL WARN YOU, THE MAJORITY HERE ARE FUCKHEADS.
▲: NEPETA IS ON HERE TOO.
▼: D --> Oh dear
▲: COULD YOU PLEASE TELL HER TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
▼: D --> Yes
▲: THANK YOU.
▼: D --> I will tell her to leave this site entirely
▲: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
▲: IT GETS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE TALKING TO HER.
▲: OR SHOULD I SAY UNCOMFURRTABLE.
▼: D --> Uncomfortable as in angry
▲: NO, I SHOULDN'T, BUT THAT'S THE IMPRESSION SHE HAS LEFT ON ME.
▲: UNCOMFORTABLE AS IN WHY IS SHE TELLING ME THESE THINGS.
▼: D --> What things
▼: D --> Do I want to know this information
▲: AS IN THINGS I WOULD NOT LIKE TO GO INTO.
▼: D --> This is
▲: IT GETS PRETTY FUCKING PERSONAL.
▼: D --> Una%eptable
▲: TELL ME ABOUT IT.
▼: D --> No
▲: NOT LITERALLY, FUCKHEAD.
▼: D --> This is una%eptable vantas
▼: D --> You must tell me
▲: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME NOW?
▼: D --> What kind of illicit conversations have you been carrying on
▲: WHAT
▲: NO.
▼: D --> With my dear moirail
▲: YOU HAVE THIS THE WRONG WAY ROUND.
▼: D --> She is an innocent and pure troll
▼: D --> Have you corrupted her
▲: INNOCENT MY ASS.
▼: D --> I'm warning you vantas
▲: LOOK, EQUIUS, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER, SHE'S NOT PURE ANYMORE.
▲: I THINK ALL THIS ROLEPLAYING BULLSHIT GOT TO HER.
▼: D --> What
▼: D --> Something happened to her
▲: OR MAYBE IT WAS THIS FUCKING SITE.
▼: D --> This site
▲: IT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME.
▼: D --> This wretched site
▲: EXACTLY.
▼: D --> Oh god
▲: AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE STARTED COMING ON TO ME.
▲: IN FACT, MOST OF IT WAS PRETTY DEMANDING. YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE FUCKING LOVED IT.
▼: D --> How could i be so careless
▲: APPARANTLY SHE WAS JUST "EXPURRAMENTING".
▼: D --> I allowed her to become poisoned by depraved filth
▼: D --> This
▼: D --> This is just awful
▲: JESUS, DON'T START FUCKING CRYING EVERYWHERE AND PINNING THE BLAME ON YOURSELF.
▼: D --> I didn't protect her
▼: D --> Oh god
▲: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE KNOWN THE SITE WAS FULL OF DOUCHES.
▲: THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME.
▼: D --> I will have my revenge on this site
▼: D --> And defend her honor
▲: OH GOD ARE YOU GOING TO PUNCH YOUR MONITOR OR SOMETHING.
▲: BECAUSE I CAN REALLY SEE THAT HAPPENING.
▼: D --> Vantas if this web page ceases to fun%ion
▼: D --> You will know that I have succeeded
The other user has left
I thought this deserved a mention too.
- Spoiler:
- ▼: :33< hello!
▲: HEY.
▲: OH GREAT.
▼: :33< hi karkat!
▼: :33< how are you?
▲: SIGH.
▲: FINE I GUESS.
▼: :33< i found your lusus!
▲: YOU WHAT?
▼: :33< he was clacking at me
▲: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
▼: :33< and i gave him candy and he was really happy aboutt hat
▼: :33< i found your lusus
▲: HOW CLOSE ARE YOU? JEGUS.
▼: :33< durrr
▼: :33< what?
▲: ARE YOU DEAD OR SOMETHING?
▼: :33< no way! i am! wow i didnt know i was dead!
▼: :33< of course im dead
▲: FUCK. THEN THAT EXPLAINS A FEW THINGS.
▲: LIKE WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW.
▲: AND WHY I'M FUCKING BORED OFF MY ASS.
▼: :33< maybe you should be UNbored
▲: THAT'S THE BEST SUGGESTION I'VE HAD ALL FUCKING DAY.
▼: :33< h33 h33!
▲: ENLIGHTEN ME, HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT BEING UNBORED?
▲: IT'S NOT EXACTLY EASY TO STAVE OFF BOREDOM IN A GODDAMN BUBBLE.
▼: :\\< ...hm...
▼: :\\< that is a very serious question
▼: :33< let me think about this fur a moment
▲: IT'S EASY FOR YOU.
▲: YOU HAVE THAT ROLEPLAYING BULLSHIT TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED.
▼: :33< i get bored to y'know
▲: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE BORED IN THE WORLD OF THE DEAD.
▲: THE DEAD ARE SO FUN.
▼: :33< well you are
▲: LIEK YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
▲: THEY SAY COMEDY IS DEAD, RIGHT?
▲: WELL IT CLEARLY IS BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT HERE AND HE'S A REAL HOOT.
▲: SAY HI, COMEDY.
▼: :oo< ..uh are you okay?
▲: NO, I'M BEING SARCASTIC.
▲: OH WAIT, SHOULD THAT BE "SARCATSTIC"?
▼: :33< sure why not!
▲: WHERE IS EQUIUS ANYWAY?
▲: IS HE DEAD TOO>
▼: :33< yup! thanks to you karkat!
▲: OH GREAT, THAT'S A REAL BURDEN OFF MY SHOULDERS, THANKS A FUCKING LOT.
▲: THANKS TO ME, ALRIGHT. A REAL BURDEN LIFTED.
▲: HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HIMSELF KILLED ANYWAY?
▼: :33< oh your quite welcome! i guess i could say it was also your fault that i died to! but then it was my fault as well because i saw equius die when i was in the vent!
▲: OH GOD, YOU GO INTO THE VENTS?
▼: :33< then i POUNCED out and gamz33 killed me
▲: THAT'S A SERIOUS INVASION OF PRIVACY.
▼: :33< oh boo hoo karkat
▼: :33< like it matters now
▲: GUESS NOT.
▼: :33< oh and equius got killed by a bow
▲: BY A BOW?
▼: :33< strangled and all
▼: :33< yes a bow! do you know what a BOW is?
▲: OH WOW, THE IRONY IS KILLING ME INSIDE.
▼: :33< h33 h33!
▲: OH WAIT, I'M ALREADY DEAD.
▲: IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE DOUBLE DEAD>
▼: :33< kanaya did it
▼: :33< well not really
▲: FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
▼: :33< shes dead AND alive
▲: LUCKY.
▼: :33< thats not lucky at all
▲: I HEARD SHE KILLED ERIDAN, TOO.
▼: :33< yeah she did!
▲: THANK FUCK FOR THAT.
▲: OH WAIT.
▲: NO, DON'T THANK FUCK FOR THAT.
▲: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
▼: :33< i saw him when i furrst died he was split apart
▲: IT MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT NOW.
▼: :33< its fine he cant do anything now
▲: SPEAKING OF PUTTING UP WITH SHIT, TEREZI'S DEAD.
▼:
(< oh...
▲: YEAH, I KNOW, ANOTHER PERSON TO MAKE THE DEAD WORLD MORE LIVELY.
▲: WHOOPDIE-FUCKING-DO.
▼:(< i dont like it here though
▲: DOES ANYONE?
▼:(< i dont think anyone does
▲: EXACTLY.
▼:(< its to dark
▲: PROBABLY THE REASON NOBODY WANTS TO BE DEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
▲: I THOUGHT BEING DEAD WOULD BE ALL FUN AND PARTIES.
▲: WITH TEA AND SUGAR CUBES AND SHIT.
▼: :oo< why would you think that?!
▲: OF COURSE I DIDN'T THINK THAT.
▲: SARCASM.
▲: FUCK, YOU HAVE NO GRASP OF SARCASM, DO YOU?
▲: I CAN TELL THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUN ETERNITY.
▼: :\\< well its kind of hard to tell when im reading words
▼: :\\< but obviously im just a dumb autistic cat girl
▲: UGH.
▲: FINE, I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU NAMES ALL THE TIME.
▼: :33< never said you had to apologize but its fine i guess
▲: GOOD. NOW WE CAN ALL GET ALONG AGAIN.
▼: :33< no i dont think so
▼: :33< but ill still say hi to you!
▲: JESUS FUCK NEPETA, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AGAIN.
▲: IF SOMETHING I SAY SOUNDS UNLIKELY, I'M PROBABLY BEING SARCASTIC.
▲: WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO ALL THE SHIPPING YOU DO.
▲: THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW ABOUT IT.
▼: :oo< oh yeah i furgot about my shippings
▼: :33< h33 h33! ive b33n so worried about equius lately i completely furgot about it! thanks fur reminding me
▲: OH GREAT, I'VE ACHIEVED THE OPPOSITE OF MY INTENTIONS.
▲: GO ME.
▲: THERE'S NOT MUCH CALL FOR RELATIONSHIPS NOW THAT WE'RE ALL DEAD, NEPETA.
▼: :33< i was actually about to say that
▼: :33< but yeah your correct
▲: WHOEVER YOU HAVE BLACK FEELINGS FOR IS MOST LIKELY ALIVE.
▲: SAME FOR RED.
▲: SEEING AS THE ONLY ONES WHO AREN'T DOUCHES SEEM TO NOT BE DEAD.
▲: OR MAYBE THEY ARE, AND I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND OUT ABOUT IT YET.
▼: :33< no no the guy i have black f33lings for is dead
▲: OH, LUCKY YOU.
▼: :33< as for the red f33ling...i gave that up when i died
▲: PROBABLY A GOOD CHOICE.
▼: :33< yes it was actually
▼: :33< do you have red f33lings for anyone?
▲: GOD, ARE WE REALLY GOING TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?
▲: I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.
▲: BECAUSE LIKE I KEEP STRESSING, WE'RE DEAD.
▼: :33< yesss we are gonna have this conversation!
▲: I REALLY CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH.
▲: FINE, READY YOUR DUMB SHIPPING CHALK.
▲: OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
▲: BECAUSE IT'S IN THE LIVING WORLD.
▲: WHAT A PITY, WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
▼: :33< i can always imagine one up
▼: :33< make it appear and such
▲: GOD DAMNIT.
▲: FINE.
▲: EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A CRAZY BITCH, I STILL HAVE SOME RED FEELINGS FOR TEREZI.
▲: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?
▼: :33< h33 h33! yes it was actually!
▲: FANTASTIC.
▲: ARE WE DONE NOW?
▼: :33< yeah sure why not
▲: GOOD, WE CAN MOVE ON TO A LESS PERSONAL TOPIC.
▼: :33< which would be..?
▲: WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY LUSUS?
▼: :33< he was clacking at me
▼: :33< then i gave him candy and he was happy
▲: GREAT. I AM SURE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE REUNION.
▲: IT'LL BE LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUCKING MOVIES.
▲: I'LL RUN TOWARDS HIM ON SAND IN SLOW MOTION, YOU'LL SEE.
▼: :33< well at least he wont beat you down like eridans lusus did
▲: GUESS SO.
▲: IT WILL BE A NUMBER ONE MOVIE THAT WAS TOTALLY NEVER DONE BEFORE, YOU'LL SEE.
▼: :33< h33 h33!! your silly karkat!
▲: I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK SO.
▲: FUCK, WE'VE TALKED FOR A WHILE.
▼: :33< yes this is the longest conversation i have ever had with you
▲: AND I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MEET UP WITH THE REST OF THE DEAD DOUCHEBAGS.
▲: AND GET WHINED AT BY EQUIUS.
▼: :33< speaking of which, i have to find eridan be i have to get him back together
▼: *because
▲: OH GOD YES, THAT WILL BE FUN TO WATCH.
▼: :33< a n33dle and thread is all i n33d
▲: FEFERI AND ERIDAN REUNITING?
▲: SHE'S TOTALLY GOING TO SLAP HIM.
▼: :oo< oh no
▲: YOU'LL SEE.
▲: IT WILL BE THE ONLY THING TO LOOK FORWARD TOO IN ETERNITY.
▼: :oo< feferi will rip him apart if she s33s him again
▼: :33< thats why i k33p eridan with me at all times! h33 h33!!
▲: YOU WHAT?
▼: :33< yes i k33p him with me
▲: THAT DOUCHECARD IS WITH YOU NOW?
▼: :33< hes actually really nice!
▲: TELL HIM I SAID "GREAT FUCKING JOB KILLING EVERYONE IN FRONT OF ME."
▲: I REALLY APPRECIATED THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA.
▼: :33< well i dont know if thats sarcasm or not but ill tell him that!
▲: GREAT.
▼: :33< okay well bye karkat!
▲: HAVE FUN BEING DEAD.
▲: BECAUSE I TOTALLY AM.
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I AM THE ALLMIGHTY DOUCHE.
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