I CAN'T FUCKING THINK!

SO HERE I AM, TRYING TO COME UP WITH A HALF FUCK DECENT RANT TO THROW TOGETHER FOR ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS GRUBS, AND MY BRAIN IS IN THE FUCKING SHITTER! I HAVE HONESTLY NOT FOUND A SINGLE FUCKING THING TO GET EVEN A LITTLE BIT ANGRY AT THIS WEEK. NOTHING LIKE HAVING A PIPE FULL OF INFECTIOUS SHIT EMPTYING ITSELF INTO YOUR BODY LIKE A FUCKING SEWAGE LINE INTO A PRISTINE VALLEY LAKE! TAKES THE EDGE OFF PRETTY FUCKING QUICK. AND THAT REMINDS ME MY SICKLE NEEDS SHARPENING. SLICED A FUCKING ROCK ON ACCIDENT AND NOW IT'S DULL AS A SLIME-PIE CUTTER.

SO INSTEAD, I'LL POSE A QUESTION. EVEN THOUGH THE LAST RANT HAD ONE BUT NOBODY SEEMED TO FUCKING CARE. WHAT IS IT THAT REALLY GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN? WHAT GETS YOU FUCKING RAGING LIKE YOUR OLD PAL, VANTAS? LET ME FEEL THE FIRES!

CoUlD i BoRrOw ThAt SlImE pIe CuTtEr BrO? I cAnT fInD mInE aNd I hAvE a SeRiOuS cRaViNg FoR sOmE sLiMe!

IT'S NOT LITERALLY A PIE CUTTER. IT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING SICKLE! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TAKE A GRINDER AS WELL AS A CAN OF DISINFECTANT JUST TO GET IT BACK TO NORMAL. DID YOU CHECK THE BACK OF YOUR HAIR? SOMETIMES YOUR CUTTER GETS GLUED BACK THERE WHEN YOU SPACE OUT ON IT.

I TOTALLY KNEW THAT. WHY DID YOU THINK I WOULD POST SOMETHING IF I COULDN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK OF SOMETHING TO PUT IN? I'D JUST BE WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME!

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME LOVING TENDERNESS.

I KNOW A GUY WHO WOULD HOOK YOU UP, VANTAS.

DON'T EVEN FUCKING START WITH THAT! DON'T DO THIS SHIT.

COME ON, BOY.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT A BROAD.

A LOVABLE ONE THOUGH.

NOT LIKE A "WORKIN BROAD".

WILL YOU GET THE FUCK OFF THIS THREAD?! I'M SO DONE WITH YOU ALREADY! YOU'RE LIKE THIS LITTLE PUDGE-BALL OF STUPID SHIT ROLLING AROUND EVERYWHERE AND MAKING A GODDAMN MESS! NO BROADS!

YOU DONT GOTTA WORK WITH HIM RUNT

THATLL GIVE YOU A REAL REASON TO FUCKIN TYPE WITH CAPS

MAKES YOU WANT TO RIP YER OWN GUTS OUT AND STRANGLE YERSELF WITH YER ENTRAILS HE DOES

I'M STARTING TO GET THE FUCKING PICTURE. AND YOU SHOULD JOIN US IN THE CHATROOM. THERE'S PEOPLE.