IM FEELIN MODERATELY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST

NOW IVE NOTICED THAT JUST ABOUT EVERY ONE OF THESE RUNTY LITTLE SHITS HAS GOTTEN THEIR OWN FUCKIN GROUP

AND I AINT REALLY ONE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SUCH THINGS

CAUSE WHININ IS FER LADY MEN

AND I AM CERTAINLY THE LEAST LADY LIKE MAN ON THIS HALF ASSED FORUM

BUT

I FILL MODERATELY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST CAUSE I AM PRETTY SURE IM THE ONLY FUCKER HERE WHO DOESNT HAVE HIS OWN GROUP

AND SEE WHAT IS REALLY SAD IS

IM HERE REPRESENTIN THE MIDNIGHT CREW WHICH IS AN ACTUAL FUCKIN GROUP

I DONT THINK ANY OF YOU LITTLE SHITS ACTUALLY EVEN GOT GROUPS TO REPRESENT

SO WHAT IM ASKIN IS

IS IT CAUSE IM BLACK OR CAUSE IM A PSYCHOPATH OR CAUSE OF MY MAFIA CONNECTIONS OR CAUSE I AINT FLESHY LIKE YOU FUCKIN SOFT PIECES OF SHIT

AND MAYBE

IM JUST ASKIN JUST A LITTLE BIT

IF I COULD HAVE MY OWN GROUP ER SOMETHIN

SEE

FER ONCE THE FISHGIRL HAS A LOGICAL POINT

AND SHES LIKE YER EMPRESS ER SOMETHIN SO YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO HER

THANKS FER THE GROUP LADY

DROOG AND I WILL ENJOY IT

WELL

I WILL

HES OFF BEIN WEIRD SOMEWHERE

DOES THAT MEAN UNCLE JACK IS COMING BACK? I REALLY MISS HIM, HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO TRULY UNDERSTOOD ME. TOO BAD HE'S OFF KILLING EVERYONE RIGHT NOW. SUCH A GREAT FUCKING UNCLE!

carcinoGeneticist wrote:DOES THAT MEAN UNCLE JACK IS COMING BACK? I REALLY MISS HIM, HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO TRULY UNDERSTOOD ME. TOO BAD HE'S OFF KILLING EVERYONE RIGHT NOW. SUCH A GREAT FUCKING UNCLE!

I DONT KNOW

MAYBE

I AINT REALLY SURE WHERE HE IS

HE WAS THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO A PARENT BESIDES MY LUSUS. HE WASN'T JUST AN UNCLE. HE WAS MY STABFATHER. WE HAD SO MANY GOOD TIMES TOGETHER.

AND HE KNEW I LIKED ICE CREAM! YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT KIND OF CONNECTION.

BUT GIVEN MY USUAL DEMEANOR, AND JACK'S PERSONALITY, DO YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE OFFERED UNDER ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES?

carcinoGeneticist wrote:

Oh my god that is epic.

carcinoGeneticist wrote:BUT GIVEN MY USUAL DEMEANOR, AND JACK'S PERSONALITY, DO YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE OFFERED UNDER ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES?

I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS KID

BUT JACK/SLICK REALLY LIKES ICE CREAM

BUT HE OFFERED IT TO ME! THAT SAYS SOMETHING, DOESN'T IT?

carcinoGeneticist wrote:BUT HE OFFERED IT TO ME! THAT SAYS SOMETHING, DOESN'T IT?

I GUESS

MAYBE

HE OFFERS IT TO DEUCE TOO

SOMETIMES

VERY RARELY

ClubsDeuce wrote:ICE CREAM!!!

NO

NOT TODAY

WE AINT GOIN TO GET ICE CREAM TODAY

I GOT SHIT TO DO AND THAT AINT ON THE LIST

BUT YOU SAID WE COULD!

BESIDES, WHAT IF SPADES FELT LIKE GOING OUT?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN?

ClubsDeuce wrote:BUT YOU SAID WE COULD!

BESIDES, WHAT IF SPADES FELT LIKE GOING OUT?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN?

NO

NOW LETS DO WHAT THE LADY SAYS AND SHUT UP

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I FUCKING TAKE IT ALL BACK. NONE OF YOU FUCKASSES ARE TOLERABLE. NONE OF THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU!

WELL YOU AINT EXACTLY FUN YERSELF PUNK

YOU AINT EVEN GOT NO GIRLS TO KISS DO YOU

SEE, GRAY BOY?

EVEN BOXCARS THINKS YOU NEED A NICE LADY FRIEND.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN.

I LIKE BEING OFF TOPIC IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED.

LOOK AT HOW ANGRY AND SHORT HE IS

HES PROBABLY QUEER

AND JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THOSE KINDS OF EMOTIONS

OKAY, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF NOW. SO I'M GOING TO REVERSE-PSYCHOLOGIZE THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF ALL YOU MORONS AND NOT GET EVEN THE TINIEST FUCKING BIT RAGED UP ABOUT IT! EAT IT, FUCKERS!